[00:17] <Della_40000> so, WAAAAARP
[00:18] <Della_40000> 1d100 LOCATE THE ASTRONOMICAN vs. 50
[00:18] <DiceMaid-9001> Della_40000, LOCATE THE ASTRONOMICAN vs. 50: 1 [1d100=1]
[00:19] <Della_40000> but anyway the Emperor just decides to pop up on the ship and backseats your navigator for the trip
[00:19] <Eztli> (The navigator sees that dicemaid is the one true deity of the game)
[00:19] <Della_40000> you got a new co-pilot
[00:19] <Della_40000> so, travel time is cut down to one quarter.
[00:20] <Eztli> (...now I'm imagining the Emperor like a spacetruck driver. All up in his CB radio. "TEN FOUR GOOD BUDDY." smoking a cigar, etc.)
[00:20] <Della_40000> yep
[00:20] <Della_40000> 1d100 CHARTING COURSE (vs. 50)
[00:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Della_40000, CHARTING COURSE (vs. 50): 57 [1d100=57]
[00:20] <Dietlinde> (AND WE'RE STILL LETTING GOATS CHART COURSES)
[00:21] <Della_40000> well this is meaningless
[00:21] <Della_40000> because it affects Warp encounters
[00:21] <Raltus> (does emperor co-pilot grant a bonus?)
[00:21] <Della_40000> but you only roll once
[00:22] <Della_40000> so it's not a big deal
[00:22] <Della_40000> 1d100 STEERING THE VESSEL (vs. 50 + 40 from the Emperor's CB Radio)
[00:22] <DiceMaid-9001> Della_40000, STEERING THE VESSEL (vs. 50 + 40 from the Emperor's CB Radio): 57 [1d100=57]
[00:22] <Della_40000> yep no surprise
[00:23] <Della_40000> now the fun
[00:23] <Della_40000> 1d100 WARP TRAVEL ENCOUNTER
[00:23] <DiceMaid-9001> Della_40000, WARP TRAVEL ENCOUNTER: 3 [1d100=3]
[00:23] <Della_40000> >it's one of those rolls where higher is better
[00:23] <Della_40000> WELL
[00:23] <Della_40000> SEE YOU NEXT SESSION
[00:24] <Della_40000> i'll just tell you that the entry on that table for 01-03 is called "reality erosion"
[00:25] <Della_40000> (ain't warp travels amazing)