GDR epicness

[S]ir[B]ardiel

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uhm.
campagna pathfinder, io ladro di 10.
situazione: prigionia, disarmati, teh fuck
io sono praticamente l'unico che si è liberato delle costrizioni, l'unico operativo. con un diversivo riesco ad avere un faccia a faccia con le due guardie, un guerriero ed un mago. fuggo come un porco per fargli un agguato.
il primo a trovarmi è il guerriero che mi missa clamorosamente con lo spadone
talento fintare migliorato: finto come azione di movimento per ottenere un attacco con furtivo
pugno nei reni da 5d6, a mani nude.
altro round, altro miss, altro furtivo micidiale. è a terra svenuto.
c'è il mago in zona, lo carico. coi miei riflessi disumani evito alla grande una palla di fuoco e lo grapplo, tempestandolo di mazzate.
devo ottenere un travestimento, prendo i vestiti del mago e - visto che ci avevano rapati a zero - pelo la testa del mago e col sangue faccio una parrucca improbabile - con un decentissimo tiro di camuffare.
torno a liberare i compagni.

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Problems, guardsmen?
LOL parlando con @Epitaffio mi è tornato in mente questo episodio e volevo scriverlo sul forum. Peccato averlo già fatto 2 anni fa :V
 

[S]ir[B]ardiel

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Usando un MIND BULLET amplificato da un artefatto e tirando gigantesco, ho smembrato il capitano di una banda di briganti e ciò che gli stava attorno :v
è tecnicamente piovuta pancetta ancora da stagionare

[20:47] * Arjuna charges with a cry, raising his spear high. "Justice for those who prey on the weak!"
[20:54] <PurpleGM> The horsemen are caught completely by surprise, and their brutal charge turns into a confused mess as half of them try to round on their ambushers, while those behind them, who haven't quite heard Arjuna's cry, are still trying to ride ahead into the gap in the palisade and are riding into a traffic jam.
[21:00] * Arjuna charges towards the sergeant of the current group, who is issuing orders! He lets out a war-cry as the tip of his spear flies foward towards the man!
[21:07] <PurpleGM> The sergeant attempts to lower his own lance to meet Arjuna, but the fire aspect is simply too swift for him. He leaps over the lance, plants one armored boot on the horse's head and kicks off for greater height. He's briefly outlined against the sun, then comes down, his lance shearing through the sergeant and his horse with a meaty "shunkt!" Then when Arjuna pulls his lance out, he decapitates
[21:07] <PurpleGM> another horseman on the backstroke by accident.
[21:09] * Xao taking a moment to admire Arjuna's prowess, and focuses his dragonblood powers in a lashing stream of wind against the commander of the imprudent gang
[21:20] <PurpleGM> There's a thump and a swathe of the savannah's grasses are flattened as though by an immense, invisible fist. The unfortunate horseman immediately at the center of the swathe is reduced to pulped jelly inside his armor, and several riders around him are flung in all directions, half of them break their limbs or end up impaled on the slapdash palisade, while the other half break their necks on
[21:20] <PurpleGM> impact with the dry savannah ground. Their mounts fare no better.

[21:20] * @Zabana leads in with a hard straight at one of the sergeant's bodyguards and follows it up with a spinning backhand, her braids spiralling around her in a distracting fashion.
[21:24] <PurpleGM> After what Xao and Arjuna just did to the rest of them, no one wants to get anywhere near Zabana, and the horsemen almost crash into each other in embarrassing fashions as they try to avoid her smashfists which effortlessly break shields and snap lances whenever someone attempts to retaliate.
[21:25] <PurpleGM> The riders outside the palisade also seem to be realizing that they're not just fighting a bunch of well-meaning mortal interlopers and there's a general panic. Inside the palisade, their comrades are panicking as well, as they suddenly realize they're only a quarter as many men inside as they should be for some unseen reason.
 
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