GDR Rogue Trader: The End of the Galaxy

[[S]ir[B]ardiel]

[21:08] <Della_40000> Once you are inside... oh, tech use, too.
[21:09] <Dietlinde> (1d100 Yaaay)
[21:09] <Dietlinde> 1d100
[21:09] <DiceMaid-9001> Dietlinde, 1d100: 73 [1d100=73]
[21:09] <Dietlinde> (No)
[21:09] <Vitus> 1d100
[21:09] <DiceMaid-9001> Vitus, 1d100: 79 [1d100=79]
[21:09] <Vitus> (not even close)

:| non ho parole

 

[[S]ir[B]ardiel]

[21:11] <Vitus> (hm, should i roll tactica?)
[21:11] <Della_40000> (sure, tactica)
[21:12] <Vitus> 1d100 vs 34 Int
[21:12] <DiceMaid-9001> Vitus, vs 34 Int: 91 [1d100=91]
[21:12] <Nicodemus> (you forgot how to tactica)

tutto ciò non è credibile

 

[Space Monkey]

you forgot how to tactica

 

[[S]ir[B]ardiel]

si un roll su Tactica Imperialis per pianificare dove era meglio colpire per ottenere danni grossi alla nave
sto assistendo ad una schermaglia in melee ridicola, con dei roll da sub umani

 

[[S]ir[B]ardiel]

[21:52] <Della_40000> 3#1d100
[21:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Della_40000, 3#1d100: 95 [1d100=95], 88 [1d100=88], 69 [1d100=69]
[21:52] <Nicodemus> meh
[21:53] <Della_40000> your guys shoot but they might as well be trying to breakdance the enemy into submission
[21:53] <Dietlinde> (Are we just all failing to hit ten men inside an elevator?)
[21:53] <Della_40000> it's a very big elevator.

not fucking possible

 

[[S]ir[B]ardiel]

Dopo le schermaglie ranged si è passati al melee, a cominciare dalla nave in RAMMING SPEED
il dice roller si è votato a khorne e si è sempre tirato gigantesco
nave nemica distrutta all'impatto
sull'altra nave teschi distrutti ovunque
tornati sulla nave, qualche evento lullo gdr e poi ripartenza per il warp, abbandonando il campo di battaglia diventato sfavorevole

[00:17] <Della_40000> so, WAAAAARP
[00:18] <Della_40000> 1d100 LOCATE THE ASTRONOMICAN vs. 50
[00:18] <DiceMaid-9001> Della_40000, LOCATE THE ASTRONOMICAN vs. 50: 1 [1d100=1]
[00:19] <Della_40000> but anyway the Emperor just decides to pop up on the ship and backseats your navigator for the trip
[00:19] <Eztli> (The navigator sees that dicemaid is the one true deity of the game)
[00:19] <Della_40000> you got a new co-pilot
[00:19] <Della_40000> so, travel time is cut down to one quarter.
[00:20] <Eztli> (...now I'm imagining the Emperor like a spacetruck driver. All up in his CB radio. "TEN FOUR GOOD BUDDY." smoking a cigar, etc.)
[00:20] <Della_40000> yep
[00:20] <Della_40000> 1d100 CHARTING COURSE (vs. 50)
[00:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Della_40000, CHARTING COURSE (vs. 50): 57 [1d100=57]
[00:20] <Dietlinde> (AND WE'RE STILL LETTING GOATS CHART COURSES)
[00:21] <Della_40000> well this is meaningless
[00:21] <Della_40000> because it affects Warp encounters
[00:21] <Raltus> (does emperor co-pilot grant a bonus?)
[00:21] <Della_40000> but you only roll once
[00:22] <Della_40000> so it's not a big deal
[00:22] <Della_40000> 1d100 STEERING THE VESSEL (vs. 50 + 40 from the Emperor's CB Radio)
[00:22] <DiceMaid-9001> Della_40000, STEERING THE VESSEL (vs. 50 + 40 from the Emperor's CB Radio): 57 [1d100=57]
[00:22] <Della_40000> yep no surprise
[00:23] <Della_40000> now the fun
[00:23] <Della_40000> 1d100 WARP TRAVEL ENCOUNTER
[00:23] <DiceMaid-9001> Della_40000, WARP TRAVEL ENCOUNTER: 3 [1d100=3]
[00:23] <Della_40000> >it's one of those rolls where higher is better
[00:23] <Della_40000> WELL
[00:23] <Della_40000> SEE YOU NEXT SESSION
[00:24] <Della_40000> i'll just tell you that the entry on that table for 01-03 is called "reality erosion"
[00:25] <Della_40000> (ain't warp travels amazing)

FUCK

 

[Mikhail Mengsk]

[00:23] <Della_40000> >it's one of those rolls where higher is better

Le gioie che passano da >1 a <1

 

[[S]ir[B]ardiel]

picchieremo in faccia sta reality erosione

 

[[S]ir[B]ardiel]

[22:14] <Nicodemus> 1d100 vs 81 tech use
[22:14] <DiceMaid-9001> Nicodemus, vs 81 tech use: 100 [1d100=100]
[22:14] <Nicodemus> ...
[22:14] <Eztli> (...fate point, plz.)
[22:14] <Nicodemus> (of course.)
[22:14] <Dietlinde> (Holy shit really)
[22:14] <Nicodemus> 1d100 vs 81 tech use fuck you DiceMaid-9001
[22:14] <Della_40000> (ahahah)
[22:14] <DiceMaid-9001> Nicodemus, vs 81 tech use fuck you DiceMaid-9001: 88 [1d100=88]
[22:14] <Della_40000> (oh god)
[22:14] <Eztli> (...wow, Dicemaid will NOT take any shit.)
[22:14] <Dietlinde> (What)
[22:14] <Dietlinde> (WHAT)
[22:14] <Nicodemus> (I'm 1d100% done with this shit)
[22:14] <Della_40000> You're completely shut out from the ship's machine spirit.

Mentre ci sparano dei siluri.

 

[Mikhail Mengsk]

cambiatelo oh

 

[[S]ir[B]ardiel]

abbiamo fatto mille richieste ma il master è un sadico

 

[[S]ir[B]ardiel]

[23:30] * Vitus is staying on standby, receiving regular security reports. Really, he's hanging around, smoking a lho stick, and reading Leman Russ' Art of War. Second edition, now with 50% more wolves.
[23:30] <Della_40000> (i can't imagine Leman Russ writing a book.>
[23:30] <Della_40000> (unless it was about bestiality or something)
[23:30] <Eztli> (Maybe it's one of those all-pictures flip-books for kids.)
[23:31] <Dietlinde> ("The great Yiff wars")
[23:31] <Eztli> (See Russ. See Russ fight. Fight, Russ, fight!)

madonna

 

[Mikhail Mengsk]

Come fate ad essere ancora vivi?

Riassunto della storia?

 

[[S]ir[B]ardiel]

Siamo arrivati nel rottamaio creatosi dalla battaglia di Charaxdis, dove abbiamo battibeccato con una nave rottamaia del mechanicus a proposito del NOI SACCHEGGIAMO QUEL CHE CI PARE
e ora siamo appena entrati nella ex ammiraglia di Lord Solar Macharius, la Pax Imperium
Chiaramente il mio Nicodemus è già con la bava alla bocca

[00:43] <Della_40000> anyone got knowledge on war or fleet?
[00:44] <Vitus> 1d100 war lore at 34
[00:44] <DiceMaid-9001> Vitus, war lore at 34: 88 [1d100=88]
[00:45] <Vitus> (i blame hitler for this)
[00:45] <Nicodemus> (no war for you)
[00:45] <Raltus> (common lore imperium?)
[00:45] <Vitus> (one day Vitus might know something)
[00:45] <Nicodemus> (you know nothing vitus)

ci prepariamo ad un conflitto con la nave del mechanicus, la Mathemagical Vision

 

[Cedrata]

You know nothing vitus mi ha spaccato

 

[[S]ir[B]ardiel]

[21:58] <DiceMaid-9001> Della_40000, 1d100: 94 [1d100=94]
[21:59] <Della_40000> the skull detects nothing suspicioua
[21:59] <Nicodemus> ( screw my servoskull )
[21:59] <Dietlinde> 1d100 44- wish this was hearing
[21:59] <DiceMaid-9001> Dietlinde, 44- wish this was hearing: 93 [1d100=93]
[21:59] <Dietlinde> (WHAT SMELL?)
[22:00] <Eztli> 1d100 28 Awareness
[22:00] <DiceMaid-9001> Eztli, 28 Awareness: 91 [1d100=91]
[22:00] <Eztli> (Jesus none of us can smell for shit. Nicodemus get your fucking oily rangs out of our faces.)

FUCK OUR DINASTY

 

[[S]ir[B]ardiel]

Altra strabiliante prova di percezione

[23:14] <Nicodemus> 1d100 vs 32
[23:14] <DiceMaid-9001> Nicodemus, vs 32: 89 [1d100=89]
[23:14] <Dietlinde> 1d100 44- please tell me it's hearing
[23:14] <DiceMaid-9001> Dietlinde, 44- please tell me it's hearing: 99 [1d100=99]
[23:14] <Dietlinde> (NEVERMIND)
[23:14] <Nicodemus> (nopenopenope)

 

[Mikhail Mengsk]

Fate schifo alla sorte, proprio.

 

[Cedrata]

no vabbè ma col bot buggato che cazzo di sfizio c'è

 

[Mikhail Mengsk]

>yfw the dicemaid hates you